Jokes/Humours » Stupid joke by: Ajaystyles(f) .:. Tue, 11 Dec, 2018 - 10:16:05:pm GMT

So this was my experience about 3days ago, my cousin and I was sent to buy fuel for the generator and it was about 8:15pm, we were given transport fair but decided to walk the distance and I didn't know it was that far because that was my first time there. On returning from the fuelling station after exerting all my energy,I was way too fatigued to move faster than a snail...so while we were strolling enjoying the cool night breeze,I've been hearing a lot about kidnapping and all what not .we reached a round about where public transport vehicles pick up passengers,as soon as we moved closer a small car made a turn at the round about with full speed and the front passenger door just opened with so much force and n o one was coming out ,instantly I froze,I whispered to my cousin lets run,but my knees were bucked,i couldnt feel my legs again my heart stopped beating for some seconds..he looked at me like nothing was wrong. Before I could carry my already partially boneless legs to move the driver stretched hard and closed his door,drove past us as if we weren't there...the guy didn't even have our time..I was emotionally wrecked,I peed on myself out of fear but my cousin was just laughing at me... Can anyone relate???

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Re: Stupid joke by: Slaymama(m) .:. Wed, 12 Dec, 2018 - 08:13:12:am GMT

U did pee on yourself jst imagine, had it been it was a real kidnapper then u would have excreted also. well you kw how d season is now, we should really be careful and try to be alert at all time because guys are not smiling even babes oh... Nice one
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Re: Stupid joke by: Gentleman1(m) .:. Wed, 12 Dec, 2018 - 01:18:02:pm GMT

this is serious to me and not really funny because its about life. i would say first of all that Peeing uncontrollable is cause by fear which makes your system weak and then it gushes out. then, its not advisable for a lady to walk that late in an insecure area. things are getting bad to worse and the security agents seems to be no where and the government seems not to care about people's lives. so i think you should care about your life and take the transport next time. its happening every where
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Re: Stupid joke by: Ajaystyles(f) .:. Wed, 12 Dec, 2018 - 01:26:28:pm GMT


@slaymama:as in I would have even passed out because of the fear but lesson learnt. No more night walking.thanks
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Re: Stupid joke by: Ajaystyles(f) .:. Wed, 12 Dec, 2018 - 01:26:40:pm GMT


@slaymama:as in I would have even passed out because of the fear but lesson learnt. No more night walking.thanks
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Re: Stupid joke by: Ajaystyles(f) .:. Wed, 12 Dec, 2018 - 01:28:49:pm GMT


@gentleman1:Thanks for the advice, the rate of crime is rising uncontrollably... I'm just so grateful nothing happened....other than my uncontrollable bladder.
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Re: Stupid joke by: Fazil123(f) .:. Wed, 12 Dec, 2018 - 10:25:16:pm GMT

Quote from Ajaystyles:
@gentleman1:Thanks for the advice, the rate of crime is rising uncontrollably... I'm just so grateful nothing happened....other than my uncontrollable bladder.
What do you mean, "uncontrollable bladder", i mean, what does that cause you to do, do it make you to urinate more frequently than normal? By the way what gender are you?



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Re: Stupid joke by: Oma_maron(f) .:. Sat, 16 Mar, 2019 - 07:06:40:am GMT

Hahaha this is really funny but you did the right thing to be scared and frightened because it was dark in the night and based on recent events I can understand your fear and feeling, that's the kind of society we find ourselves in today, one filled with so much mishaps and our lives are now at risk more than ever before, what actually kill people this days is fear of the unknown, because now even those that are employed as security personnel's be it police force, army or a navy man, they too need security because they are humans too and nobody really wants to die not even for protecting your country by being a good patriot because even the people in the so called country don't care about you, meaning Nigeria is not a country worth dying for because they don't honor or celebrate our fallen heroes.Having said that next time, you have to be more safety conscious by taking the bus than working the long distance, because of the dangers in the society today, wisdom demands that, so you won't encounter the hoodlums and kidnappers in the society today!!! Be wise and act smart, don't allow greed to put you in trouble, only God knows what you want to use the money they gave you for tfare to do?
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