The two hundred naira matter is funny. I don't see why it should be awkward though. Shouldn't you have your transport fare with you on a norms. The awkward part should be him seeing that you're local enough to keep money in your bra. That's a bad idea though. Cancer isn't something to joke around with. I suppose the girl was planning on asking him for money for transport back home before he saw that. So now, she doesn't have the chance to lie that she doesn't have money for transport. The funny part again would have been if she had probably told him beforehand that she didn't have money then he now ended up seeing that. That would be embarrassing as hell. I can't even imagine being the guy in that situation. I would burst into laughter, no lie!
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About the Sim issue. That was a very brilliant idea! I've synced my number with my NIN already though or else I would've tried it out. I can't even do that because I have super important contacts on my phone and i have registered for so many things with my number and if it happens to get blocked, it wouldn't be funny. I would have to go through a very long process to get it back and if I can't get it back, I have to change the number I used to register for a lot of things. I once had one crazy friend though. She only used to buy sim cards for the free data they would give once you buy it but after that, she abandons the Sim. She used to call or her own method of hustling. Some times, she would even recharge frequently just so she would become eligible to borrow but after that, that's the end.
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