Jokes/Humours » FUNNY, BUT TRUE TALK by: Mizhbell(f) .:. Sat, 12 Jan, 2019 - 11:08:24:am GMT
THESE ARE FOR GENUINELY BORN AGAIN, BUT THEY ARE STRUGGLING WITH SOME SECRET SINS... BECAUSE, I WAS THERE There is something glorious about your future God will show you, you will not need your pastor to keep preaching holiness message to you daily... When you see a girl singing in the choir, yet, from the choir, she keeps sexual appointments, check that girl, she has not seen anything yet about her future... When you see a young boy who dresses to church, to seduce those small girls to bed and his mates will be clapping for him, check that boy, he has a spiritual eye problem... He hasn't seen anything about his future yet... If you do it again and again and again, God will forgive you again and again and again... But, while He is busy forgiving you, angels are busy searching for some one else heaven will use to replace you ... What separates men before God is not how long they can pray or how much scriptures they know... The value God places on people is not determined by the position they occupy in the church... But how much they can bear for His Name sake... Some times, He allows your salary to be delayed, to know if you will start stealing in your office... Sometimes, He allows some lose ladies to start suggesting sex with you, to know if you have grown... But unfortunately, you still fall again .... Yes, He will forgive.... But, you will still remain in the same class in the school of glory... Decision separates men... There is an OIL that comes with separation... The weight of a man is buried in the decisions he makes when no one is watching him ... Many times, God allows you to be lonely so that you can be holy... Forget this public revival messages all of us are preaching... Many are still behind in the school of glory... Not because they chose to, but because they still don't want to pay the price of separation. Don't tell me to get married because you want me to escape fornication... Marriage is not an escape route into a responsible life... What you cannot control when you are single has the power to control you even when you are married... No matter how beautiful your wife will be, you will still see other beautiful ladies.... Teach me how to die to flesh sir... Teach me that I can live alone in a house alone and yet, I will not think rubbish thoughts... Joseph was not married before he ran away naked from Portiphar's wife bedroom ... It was not a marital ring on his finger that made him refuse that gesture.... But because he knew the future God has planned for Him will be messed up by a single decision.... God wants to raise a generation of young boys and girls that will love God where no one is seeing them ... God wants to raise a breed that doesn't appear holy only when they see their parents or their pastors... This holiness by dressing is sending people from choir seats to hell fire... They are dying in secret sins, yet, they have none to cry to, because, once they confess, they will be stigmatized... Consequently, we are raising a generation that is speaking in tongues on their way to hell... Brother, blasting in tongues doesn't confer value on men before God, but decision... Stop attaching your spiritual growth on night vigils where you go and flog enemies ... God is waiting for you when no one is there... If you can succeed there, you will be a commander of the supernatural... The greatest tool against the end time church is the adulteration of the message of grace... They teach you that God will forgive... But they will not teach you that God will not promote you to another class... No matter how you love your child, you will not give him your car key to use when you know he has not perfected his driving... As long as that child is finding it hard to drive perfectly, he will keep trekking to school... There is someone reading this posts now, heaven is saying that you are due for manifestation, but you have not made a decision yet... You are still afraid of hunger.... You don't want to starve.... You are ashamed of what people will say when you stop sleeping with men for money to pay bills... They have even told you that there is no young person like you that doesn't have sexual partners... That human beings were wired by God to fall and rise again... Several times, you have made moves to delete all those phone numbers that connect you to your vomits... But you have been afraid of the days of loneliness... You don't want to miss those cuddles... You don't know if you can ever look into his eyes and tell him: "No more sex"... Even if he accepts, you are afraid that you might never cope.. Some of us were there not too long ago... Singing in choir, leading powerful prayer sessions, yet, battling with familiar sins addictions... Worse of all we were afraid to tell anyone... Because, people around would never have understood how much we were trying to be better ... We bought different anointing oil, from different men of God, yet, we were not free... We even afflicted ourselves with fastings... Yet, nothing changed ... Until we encountered the Word of God..... When Jesus said that " We are made clean by the Words that I speak unto you..." We began to read and study the Bible... Like Job, we began to esteem God's Word above our necessary food... Gradually, addictions began to lose its grip... God began to change our appetites... Until today, the darkness is past, the true Light now shineth ... Brothers and Sisters, I want to recommend you to the Word of God.... The Word of God will settle that lust issue... Don't go and rush into marriage if you are not ready, because you want to avoid temptation... The spirit of lust does not respect wedding ring... There are still single guys who are serving God in spirit and in truth... 5 chapters of the bible every day and 1 hour prayers or more... You will see that your mind will stop going to those thoughts ... Jesus did not say it is easy... But He said that with God all things are possible ... Your heart is beating faster now as you are reading this... You are wondering if you will ever get free from the things you are struggling with... Friend, that God that did it for us, He will show up on your case... Receive grace to feast on the Word from now.... In Jesus Name.n.please teach the young ones in your church and God bless you...... Hahaha ,,, na joke oh
Re: FUNNY, BUT TRUE TALK by: Piwizo(m) .:. Sat, 12 Jan, 2019 - 02:45:01:pm GMT
Thanks for this lovely piece, it's an eye opener many of us need to know Him, that's the person of Jesus Christ, like have an intimate relationship with him so that our lives can be transformed and will can be able to live within the jurisdiction of our faith and belief, because when our belief system is right we live right naturally and when the belief system is wrong we live wrong, everything about Christianity centers around love and God says if you love me keep my commandments, it ain't going to be easy but it requires a great deal of commitment!!! Lovely post, I really appreciate and can relate with this!!!
Re: FUNNY, BUT TRUE TALK by: Donchex(m) .:. Thu, 07 Feb, 2019 - 06:46:39:am GMT
When I started using pen in my primary school, and I made a mistake, I would try hard to erase it before submitting to my teacher. Sometimes, I use chalk to clean my mistake but it later re-appeared. So I began to use saliva, it worked, but only to leave holes in my books. My teachers then used to beat me for being outrageously dirty. But all I tried to do was to cover my error. One day, a kind hearted teacher who loved me so much called me aside and he said, " Anytime you make a mistake, just cross it and move on" . He said further " Trying to erase your mistakes would only damage your book to nothing. I told him in protest that I don't want people to see my mistake. My loving teacher laughed and said " Trying to erase your mistake will make more people know about your mess and the stigma is for life". Have you made some mistakes in life? Cross it over and move on. Don't expose yourself as a result of trying to cover your mistakes. Better things are ahead of you.
Re: FUNNY, BUT TRUE TALK by: Donchex(m) .:. Fri, 08 Feb, 2019 - 07:39:40:am GMT
You may not always have a comfortable life and you will not always be able to solve all of the world's problems at once but don't ever underestimate the importance you can have because history has shown us that courage can be contagious and hope can take on a life of its own. Good morning beloved. Have a Thrilling Friday.
Re: FUNNY, BUT TRUE TALK by: Divinkeme1(m) .:. Fri, 08 Mar, 2019 - 11:19:23:am GMT
Wow. Am blessed already. This is indeed a deep one. This is a hard truth to come by and indeed so many are victims of this great points highlighted here. So many are trying to stay away from those sins that easily besets them but find it difficult to do so in other to access the supernatural. Then the church mostly is not in a good position to tell this truth now a days and people continue to wallow in sin. So many are set aside by God to make exploit in there different ministries God has called them to operate but find it hard to do so because of the secret sins they involve themselves with. As the saying goes, "You cannot enter into a future you do not prepare for" so there is need to separate self and then allow God to use us the way He wants by we giving Him our lives totally. Its my prayer that the Almighty God will help all strogling to come out successfully in Jesus name. Amen
**Blessed by God**
Re: FUNNY, BUT TRUE TALK by: Oma_maron(f) .:. Sat, 16 Mar, 2019 - 01:51:52:am GMT
What people fail to understand is this, life is a journey and along that journey we make some mistakes and commit somethings that we might ordinarily not be proud of, among these things we do are, lying, cheating, backbiting, quarreling and expressing excessive anger!!! Some of us where we get it wrong is this, instead of us to come out clean and confess our sins or accept our wrong doings and admit we are wrong so God can forgive us, we always tend to hide the skeletons in our cupboard, which is not supposed to be so, because by doing this we are living in bondage and imprisoning ourselves which is not meant to be, these little little things that we think don't matter sometimes can end up ruining our future and our legacy we have built over the years!!! Not too long ago a pastor in this country came out publicly and said he had cheated on his wife and his wife too had cheated on him, that he don't want God to use it against him, hence he's coming out and as his wife is blowing the extra marital affair he had out of proportion, hence he's coming out to say his mind and free himself because he had always defended his wife even when she cheated but she didn't defend him, so the punchline is this always confess those little little sins you think doesn't matter, just confess it to God and move on with your life!!! So that nothing can be used against you, a word is enough for the wise.