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Jokes/Humours » Disrespecting the Dead by: Wonders(f) .:. Mon, 01 Mar, 2021 - 12:40:15:am GMT
Story time my lovely people.....
There exist a clique of women, five good friends. These women are real chopper of life, they are married with kids well two divorced, one separated from her husband and the last one is still able to cope with living with her husband but that doesn't stop her from having plenty boyfriends. All of them are guilty as charge of clubbing, parties, having boyfriends. Just living like a free bird who just turn 18.
On a rather unfortunate day, the husband of the one who has been separated from the husband drop dead but the mistress and the other children of the husband will not allow our dear friend to say her final goodbye to the man in the hospital and also at the burial.
She became so heartbroken so these clique of friends decided to go visit the grave of the man very late at night, dug him out so she can say her proper goodbye.
They all lied to their family that they were going to the movies, the hired a bodyguard to watch over them while they carry out their scheme so they don't get caught. Our rather faithful bodyguard slept off and as they where putting the man back on the ground, police surrounded the area and they were taking to the prison for disrespecting the dead.
Luckily, one of them has a daughter who happens to be a lawyer, she called her daughter but she didn't pick so she called her daughter's friend who also happens to be a lawyer, He came to their rescue.
At the end of the day, they were asked to pay a fine of six hundred million dollors each of them for disrespecting the dead. Can you just imagine!
How will I be paying fine because of a dead man.
Is my joke dry or I fit collect " you try"? Let me know please.



**Wonders**

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Re: Disrespecting the Dead by: Davidee7(m) .:. Sat, 20 Mar, 2021 - 01:02:14:pm GMT

Lol
Its a good one,nice try.
Perhaps next time use more originality!!!
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Re: Disrespecting the Dead by: Aramide(m) .:. Tue, 30 Mar, 2021 - 08:38:06:pm GMT

Well, it seemed more like a story than a joke. Maybe if the lawyer had done something really witty to get them out of trouble, it would've been funnier and the amount of money for the fine was totally unrealistic and the main point was to get out of the problem. Maybe what should've happened was that after digging up the body, they could have found a way to pin the crime on the mistress that didn't allow her to see the husband. That would've been better. It would have been a good way to show that karma works and it would have made us laugh a bit. Or imagine if the man had woken up and done something to punish them for digging up his grave or something like that. I don't know much about jokes but I know quite a bit about plot twists. I can most certainly say you've tried though. You've at least done better than I ever have. You did good!!!
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