Jokes/Humours » WEDDING JOKE by: Gooddypye .:. Fri, 28 Dec, 2018 - 03:51:03:pm GMT

This is to notify those that will love to attend my wedding ceremony. So, you won't be surprised if you see changes. And you find out the arrangement was different from that of others. So, I'm giving out this early notification to avoid fighting, quarrelling, errors and lot more than may occur. Please read with delligence.


First thing....when coming to my wedding ceremony. Keep a note of #500 which you will give to whosoever is in charge of food before you can get your food. It's simple. You bring money and you get food. You will get food of your choice but if you don't drop money. No food.

Second thing.... Is that I will be putting someone in charge of attendance. You mark attendance at the gate before entering. Drop all your information. So, I can know those wicked friends That Won't come.

Thirdly... Don't come with little children too much
At least, at least, at least 1. Or you will pay for seat for them. I don't want children that will be playing and will now come and draw my wedding gown. Infact, no children. If you come with child. You will pay penalty of #5000. And no excuse. Once they noticed your child, you will pay.

Fourthly..... You must come with a car. If you don't have a car. Stay home. I dont want poor people in my wedding. Stay your house. It's not by force. And I don't want those old model cars. Come with good cars. Even if you borrow it. No problem. Just come with me.

Lastly... Come with Dollars. Cause you will need to spray me dollars. Thank you. God bless you as you comply. ???? ????


**Gooddypye **


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Re: WEDDING JOKE by: Mizhbell .:. Sat, 12 Jan, 2019 - 11:16:15:am GMT

Lolz.. So selective. What if I come and spray you with fake dollars, what will you do?
**bell**


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Re: WEDDING JOKE by: Gooddypye .:. Sun, 13 Jan, 2019 - 04:25:28:am GMT


@mizhbell:I will get you arrested. What is prison for? Lol!
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Re: WEDDING JOKE by: Piwizo .:. Sun, 13 Jan, 2019 - 11:55:07:am GMT

You for tell me say na contract you do with your man on how to raise fund, why all this bills, if you no want make people come your wedding just allow us rest, no print inivitation cards, or posters, more so no invite people come the wedding by creating unnecessary awareness, who you help? Abi you no hear say Simi and Adekunle Gold do secret wedding nobody know until them post the pictures for social media, madam abeg go do secret wedding oh, as for me I no go come your wedding self the requirements don too much, you day talk as if na food wan carry me come, I Day my house!!! And for my house food way go belle full me yapa pass small food way i go pay 500 naira for, way mama put never die, abeg free me joor!!!
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Re: WEDDING JOKE by: Mizhbell .:. Mon, 14 Jan, 2019 - 08:28:32:am GMT


@piwizo: You don really talk am, what is the need for attending a wedding to pay for such bills? When mama put still exist..... I laugh jare. Weddings are for friends, family and well wishers that comes together to rejoice and the celebration of a Union. And besides, person dey do marriage to gain money or na for celebration? Na waohh, na today I hear this one oh , terms and conditions. Is like, you Neva hear say na secret wedding dey happen now make you and you husband dey find money with marriage news, business couples. After this one, you guys will divorce and remarry to make more money. A wedding that, there will be no car-less person, infact no old fashioned car sef .Abeg make i carry my grandpapa bicycle sit down for house eat one bowl of oil rice wey go belle full me pass that party rice....... Hahaha
**bell**


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